The Salty Pearl

Apr 17, 2014

(Source: mvgl, via simply-e)

Apr 17, 2014

voxamberlynn:

i want that robe.

(Source: )

Apr 16, 2014

Adam Scott’s Scholarly Analysis Of “Ice Ice Baby” (x)

(Source: killerkanye, via theblackship)

Apr 16, 2014

almondmilkpapi:

redhead girls can get anything they want even if that shit’s dyed i do not give one single fuck you can put a fucking cigarette out on both my nuts idc at all

(via cadburycreamcoolator)

Apr 15, 2014

420dongsquad:

yea girl wash my tires in the bathtub its the only way i can get off

420dongsquad:

yea girl wash my tires in the bathtub its the only way i can get off

(via trashboat)

Apr 15, 2014

(Source: bradzerker, via epic-humor)

Apr 15, 2014

laineydiamond:

notxam:

someone played an lcd soundsystem song over a miles davis trumpet solo and i think i feel alive for the first time in my life

*mouth hangs open for eternity*

(via cadburycreamcoolator)

Apr 15, 2014

silumia:

slamdrank:

whAT THE FUCK

no thanks

silumia:

slamdrank:

whAT THE FUCK

no thanks

(Source: russkiye)

Apr 15, 2014

nymphetfashion:

Thanks to gfdstore. One Lucky Follower will win a $150 voucher to spend on Glitters For Dinner nymphet outfits!

I will using random.org to pick the winner. It’s open internationally! If you win I will message you to give you more details so make sure you enable your AskBox.

Rules:

  • Must be following me - NymphetFashion (this is only for my followers!
  • REBLOG OR LIKE [more reblog = more entry]
  • Starts on the day posted & Ends in a week from now.
  • No give away blogs.

(via banknote)

Apr 14, 2014

A Latino goes to buy a soda for 75 cents, he puts in 65

dreazil:

The machine reads “dime,” so he gets closer & whispers “quiero pepsi.”

(via rosaparking)